WE, the citizens of the city of Montréal petition the city to ban the mullet hairstyle onto our Metro system. It has been discovered that people wearing a mullet cause increased giddiness and confusion amongst Metro users – who sometimes have dropped off the platform onto the tracks with disastrous results. As well as creating havoc on the stairs as people try to get a good view of the mullet wearing person – it is highly unsafe. It has also been noted at the Port of Montréal – many flocks of seagulls gather around these people – causing havoc for cyclists and innocent bystanders walking by.
The history of the mullet goes back over 4,500 years, to the time of the Great Sphinx (more information on other mullet conspirator’s can be found at the following website link to broaden your knowledge of the seriousness of this hairstyle - http://www.plagueofthemullet.com/history-of-the-mullet.htm ).
We propose that the city of Montréal enforce this rule immediately – with the possible enticement of a $20 amount of money to help fund the cost of a good haircut. Any assistance in helping set up this program will be readily available from the undersigned below if need be.
Click for the We, The Undersigned - Tuesday 5/14 Link List - hopefully their petitions will be less serious then mine <lol>